I just heard a pretty phenomenal conversation coming from the bathroom.
Captain, apparently after Pumpkin drank some bath water, “You don’t want to drink that…that’s butt water.”
Pumpkin: “Butt water?”
Captain: “Yeah, it’s the same water your butt’s in.”
A few minutes later, she apparently held a small cup of water out to him, and said, “You wanna drink some of my butt water with me?”