Pumpkin embarrassed me for the first time in public today. We walked into the locker room at the Y to get ready to swim, and there was a very elderly woman there in the process of getting dressed, with help from who I assume was her daughter.
We rounded the bank of lockers to reveal a very naked elderly behind, and Pumpkin very loudly exclaimed, “Look at that big, stinky BUTT!”
I was so mortified I had no idea how to proceed, so I chose to pretend I didn’t hear her. I hope THEY didn’t, but the chances are good that they did.